Record a short funny amateur video

Hello, I am looking for a male in an exotic location (even a rural village) such as India, Malaysia, Phillipenes, Africa, Bangaldesh, to shoot a 60 second video for me and send it to me. It is good if you have a heavy accent. This will be a mother's day video here is the script: Hello Lori June Right (holds up a sign that says "LORI JUNE WRIGHT" it is spelled exactly as this). I am to wish you a very happy mother's day from your number one favorite son Sam the Mule (hold up sign with a picture of a mule donkey) and Dani-Yell. They wish you to bring me, your other son, to the Americas. It has been many years. It was many years ago that you birthed Sam The Mule, and I am sending warmest regards and many thankfuls for the service of raising him to be the strong Mule. Do not forget, Lori June Right, please bring me, your son, to the Americas. May your greatness be celebrated on this most wonderful of Mother's Day, Ms. Lori June Wright. ***If you want to add something, like riding around on bike or motorcycle, that would be nice.*** Send me pictures of you, and the location where you want to shoot. This video does not have to be fancy. The more amateur the better. It will be a surprise for mothers day. It should take you no more than 5 minutes.