Populate my video sharing website with (negotiable!) 1000 users (proper usernames, avatar pictures) and upload (link) a popular viral video from every 5th account for a total of 200 videos. Welcome to edit the mySQL database directly to achieve this faste

I have a video sharing website. It has an SQL database and works using PHP. Access to the control panel of the site will be given if this can be done quicker by someone who can simply populate the database directly. I want it to have around 1000 fake users - with proper usernames and random avatar pictures (some real pictures of people some cartoons etc) I want around 200 videos to be LINKED and they must be viral videos. My site has this feature already and allows people to register and post videos that they either upload or simply link. I want proper tags to be placed in the tags section of each video so that they can be found by search engines. I want the video descriptions re-worded so that they still say something similar to what the videos actually are. I want 10 of the videos to be actual USER UPLOADS. I want some comments to be filled out by some of the user accounts regarding the videos. On each video I would like between 1 and 6 comments with most of them having around 6 comments and 5 of the "most popular" videos having around 20 comments in a proper flow of responses between users. I want between 2 and 30 likes on each of the videos - most of them around 10 likes - about 10 of them with around 30 likes - from any of the accounts. Thanks!