Ezine Articles Platinum account

I'm looking for someone who have Platinum account (unlimited submissions) at [login to view URL] , and can sell it to me! I won't remove the articles you have in your account there already but I just need account where I can submit articles since I don't want to wait whole week just to get it myself! Can pay ~$30 something! Place your bid for how much you can sell it to me! Don't offer me submission services- Don't need them!