Writer/Content Creator/Ghost Writer for Adult/Sex Toy Delivery site

We will be launching an Adult/Sex Toy online website. We will have a main ecommerce site then up to three landing page sites with blogs that will have content and direct traffic to the main ecommerce site. We will have daily needs for on-going product description rewrites, article writing, blogging and innovative and interested content creation by using latest "popular" themes in the market and relating it to the sex toy industry - ie. Toys used in the 50 shades of grey book for example. Need NATIVE level English writer that is interested in and not offended in any way for writing about sex toy, adult health/wellness issues, sexual based interest stories and can produce large volumes of ORIGINAL keyword/seo considered content. The purpose must to be always thinking of the content is to capture the audience and bring them to the ecommerce site. This will be a retained role with targets mutually worked out and will require updating of content onto multiple blogs, facebook, twitter, and websites DAILY. Some degree of technical savvy would be appreciated to allow you to update onto website/blog/online/forums. A humorous writing style is acceptable, not academic and dry. Google search "A list of top 50 Sex blogs by Blog Rank" for inspiration on the stories. Happy to receive proposals of your working hours, pricing and samples of some work - adult toy/adult theme sample. Paragraphs or full articles welcome. I will be checking the originality of the work. This is in planning stage, initial content can be created before our site is launched and then after launch, daily updating as described above will be needed.