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I'm seeking a skilled Photoshop freelancer for my specialized project. I have a photo of my son- that I wish to be done.... just similar to the examples. I HAVE GONE THROUGH 2 OTHER FREELANCERS THAT HAVE SPENT MANY MANY DAYS AND GIVEN ME CRAPPY RESULTS OF WORDS TYPED OVER A PHOTO, SOMEONE DID BLACK FONT LETTERS RIGHT OVER MY SON'S FACE????.... PLEASE LOOK AND THE SAMPLES. AND THE PEOPLE THAT DID THIS PREVIOUS NO LONGER ON FREELANCER OR I WOULD HIRE THEM. The objective would involve photo editing that involves embedding customized words onto a specified photo, primarily focused on creating a topographic effect. Your tasks would include: - Embedding a series of words into a particular photo with skilled proficiency. - Following my specific instructions for the word c...

I have wordpress site with custom theme. I don't like the global font CSS broadly. H2 are too large, there are no gaps after bullet points to a paragraph, some modules have crappy spacing etc... Your task is to review Post (and page modules - ACF) and not every single error you can find. Then you detail the changes to make for a developer to implement. There is no stressful deadline. You don't have to be an artist. I want someone who pays a lot of attention to detail and wants to make content more pretty. You will have a dev to implement for you (yes you can iterate). Site is custom so you can't edit yourself (unless dev teaches you where to make changes). This is a relatively basic skill need, so I'm not going to pay much. However, I'm happy to pay for...

I have wordpress site with custom theme. I don't like the global font CSS broadly. H2 are too large, there are no gaps after bullet points to a paragraph, some modules have crappy spacing etc... Your task is to review Post (and page modules - ACF) and not every single error you can find. Then you detail the changes to make for a developer to implement. There is no stressful deadline. You don't have to be an artist. I want someone who pays a lot of attention to detail and wants to make content more pretty. You will have a dev to implement for you (yes you can iterate). Site is custom so you can't edit yourself (unless dev teaches you where to make changes). This is a relatively basic skill need, so I'm not going to pay much. However, I'm happy to pay ...

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We are redesigning our website and we would like to do a rebranding of our logo. The actual logo is very crappy, what we want is something more modern, simple and luxurious. Our company works with luxurious bubble hotels and our logo should be premium. Please take a look at our website, however keep in mind the new one would be more modern; The logo is attached below.

I am looking for a skilled illustrator to create whimsical illustrations for a short funny story. Style: - The desired style for the illustratio...Illustrations: - More than 10 illustrations are needed for the story. Skills and Experience: - Strong illustration skills with the ability to create whimsical and humorous characters and scenes. - Experience in creating illustrations for short stories or children's books. - Ability to work creatively and collaboratively with the client to bring the story to life through illustrations. Summary "In 'A Crappy Tale,' the unfortunate narrator finds themselves in a dire situation on the porcelain throne, discovering too late that there's no toilet paper. The poem humorously captures the frustration and embarr...

Hi, We have a pretty crappy web site which we will look to upgrade in the future. But for now i am wanting help with putting in a rolling banner of google reviews somewhere at the top thats clearly visible on the landing page. Also the google maps location isnt working on the contact us page. Something about the AIC key? Just seeing if those things could be a quick not too expensive fix before we look at updating the web site. Thanks Val.

Hello. I am looking to have a wedding veil added to a photo. I have a crappy example that I created in Canva, but I need this to look more realistic in Adobe. I have photos of me wearing the veil in other photos and some I grabbed from online. The veil will also need to be warmed up color wise as it won't fit the muted color of the picture and dress. I also would like the electrical plug and coat rack removed from background.

...experience for this job include: - Proficiency in above named tech stack - Strong understanding of modern and sleek website design - Ability to provide input and suggestions for improved functionality - Experience working on projects with longer timelines and delivering on schedule requirements: - working with freelancer.com timetracker app - english spoken words in CEFR C1+ the process: - we have a crappy or no web design - we start with a meeting - we provide you ideas what we have to the person who will do the design - you provide us ideas in the meeting about the design - we agree - the person summarizes the task in written words or in a mockup - we confirm - the person implements the designs into elementor directly (from scratch or form samples) - we discuss and move on wi...

...experience for this job include: - Proficiency in above named tech stack - Strong understanding of modern and sleek website design - Ability to provide input and suggestions for improved functionality - Experience working on projects with longer timelines and delivering on schedule requirements: - working with freelancer.com timetracker app - english spoken words in CEFR C1+ the process: - we have a crappy or no web design - we start with a meeting - we provide you ideas what we have to the person who will do the design - you provide us ideas in the meeting about the design - we agree - the person summarizes the task in written words or in a mockup - we confirm - the person implements the designs into elementor directly (from scratch or form samples) - we discuss and move on wi...

...experience for this job include: - Proficiency in WordPress and Elementor - Strong understanding of modern and sleek website design - Ability to provide input and suggestions for improved functionality - Experience working on projects with longer timelines and delivering on schedule requirements: - working with freelancer.com timetracker app - english spoken words in CEFR C1+ the process: - we have a crappy or no web design - we start with a meeting - we provide you ideas what we have to the person who will do the design - you provide us ideas in the meeting about the design - we agree - the person summarizes the task in written words or in a mockup - we confirm - the person implements the designs into elementor directly (from scratch or form samples) - we discuss and move on w...

Looking for an engineer that can help us with plans for a large concrete block retaining wall (8'), as well as smaller retaining walls, stairs, and an expansion and redesign of our existing garden shed. Existing garden shed is built into an existing 5' retaining wall. We'd like to knock the back out of it and expand it, and we're also going to remove the existing (very crappy) roof and want to put a nice spanish tile roof on it that matches our existing entryway and pool cabana. Also, we have recently dug out a big section of our back yard where we intend to put a trailer that will be used as an ADU.. We need about an 8' retaining wall for that, which will tie into some stairs, a garden box, and a smaller retaining wall. I have pictures of the area we are...

I need a Facebook Ad (1080x1080) to promote Agent CRM: Title: "Tired Of Your CRM..." Bullet Points: - Not Being Setup Properly - Crappy Support - Phone System Buggy - Can't Get Hold of Anyone - Hard to Use (So You Don't Use It) - Needs So Much Work Call To Action: "Check Out Agent CRM" The selected designer will be asked to provide: (1) A Canva template for the chosen graphic, AND (2) Carousel Template with one bullet point on each card (total of 6 carousel cards) Thank you!

I need a logo design for our company party. I’m looking to use the components of the logo (attached "BlueSkies_Monogram_CMYK-01_for Print") to represent a “tropical” theme and the location of the big dinner party on the Queen Mary cruise shipped docked in Long Beach, CA. I’ve attached the Queen Mary logo in the best resolution I could find. I’ve also attached a crappy option that I came up with that really needs your professional help. Please don't do the same, I want something unique and not copied. You can use the element of both logos attached to come up with a unique party logo concept. Please make sure to add the text " bsc 2023 Annual Party" Remember to keep it simple, and unique and pick elements that already exist an...

I need to create a full ecommerce site for headstones or other monuments and custom engraving. I like these sites; Recommend an ecommerce platform that is secure and has enough use case scenarios to send, receive, send back for verification product selection and engraving information, shipping, etc. I dont want a crappy wordpress site. Site framework, functionality and process flow are essential. Pretty pictures come later. Site must be fully functional with SAT testing prior to completion.

... Microsoft Outlook, AdGuard, ... , [Background], Everything, ... 11:05:15, Brave Browser, ... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You could also do this through continuous monitoring for changes in the list, but my guess is that it would create a big footprint in memory, and I want the program to be light for the students' sometimes quite crappy computers. Finally, I receive all encrypted log-files. I should be able to decrypt them (students should not, for now it is good enough that we use a fixed key. If you send me the program code, I should be able to create the program again but using a different key.). Then, I need a second program or script to: Take the (unencyrpted) log-files as input and cross-checks it a...

If you are good with writing , I would like you to create short videos (2 -3 minutes duration) about topics in the news. You can use your AI tool of choice. I would recommend using but you can use anything you like. You must be good with writing the scripts, they should be attention catching, no offensive language or libel or crappy grammar will be accepted. languages in which videos may be submitted: English and German. I need a total of 100 videos, budget is $500. Please familiarize yourself with the software before taking on this project. If this works out, this could be an ongoing thing.. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE SEND ME A SAMPLE VIDEO instead of sending idle messages inquiring about my health (I am fine, thank you)

If you are good with writing , I would like you to create short videos (2 -3 minutes duration) about topics in the news. You can use your AI tool of choice. I would recommend using but you can use anything you like. You must be good with writing the scripts, they should be attention catching, no offensive language or libel or crappy grammar will be accepted. languages in which videos may be submitted: English and German. I need a total of 10 videos, budget is $50. Please familiarize yourself with the software before taking on this project. If this works out, this could be an ongoing thing.. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE SEND ME A SAMPLE VIDEO instead of sending idle messages inquiring about my health (I am fine, thank you)

Hello! I am seeking a talented freelancer to create a logo for a billiards website. The logo should be a combination of ...need the logo, maybe have an 8 ball or 9 ball and a pool cue or even a pool table (your choice, I am open to many options) our events are held at Breaktime Billiards () but Breaktime and Port City are 2 different companies. The 2nd thing I need is the logo incorporated with text to the right of it saying Port City Open. If you look at the website, you will see my crappy attempt at a logo and the text to the right. The logo should be colorful and I am open to any color combination and look. It also doesn't have to be anything super fancy. Just know this logo is all about billiards and tournaments. No AI generation please. Best of luck...

I have a crappy tattoo of 3 small birds from 15 years ago that I want covered by 3 other symbols. The tattoo should be as close to the original size as possible. The tattoo should be a solid cover up in black, no shading. Three ideas could be: The letters J, F, L in any style, orientation (some letters could be at different angles) Three symbols: Rocket, moon, star (in any order and orientation) Three completely random symbols; Completely up to your imagination One solid item that possibly covers all three

I am going to try to make military promotion plaques, but am new to using a Cnc. I usually do it by hand. When I attempt to use the software, it looks like crap. (My crappy version attached) What I would like to do is have the attached Indian Chief head cut out of wood. The rest I would like to have carved out. There is a set of military stripes I want to have in the middle of the headdress. I'd like to also have a rectangle box at the bottom to add the people's rank and names. I need two separate files. One with the male head and one with the female head. Thank you

The album cover I want is a drawing of skeleton wearing sunglasses, a Hawaiian shirt and a red MAGA hat holding a thumbs up with the US Capitol building being stormed on in the background. It’s goofy, but I attached a crappy pic I made on my phone real quick to kind of give the idea of what I’m going for. I attached another pic that was created by AI because that’s the type of art style I would like it to be.

Prototyping some tools. I have a crappy little da Vinci nano printer, which will do the job for now, but lack any drawing chops. Some explanation of my 2d drawings will be required.

...main characteristics are: Niagara ribbons/goo shoots out in cone Each one separate with different random sizes and lengths Only colliding parts of the ribbons should stick, the rest should continue using physics until they collide as well Ribbon should not stretch past its initial length instead wrap around Please look at the image for a better understanding and more details, I apologize for my crappy drawing in advance. I am mainly looking just for a nudge in the right direction (help on setting it up/information) but if i get a realistic offer to just do it then i may take it (i am experienced with unreal i just have never worked with Niagara & every time i try hiring someone they overcharge and act like it will take days, when i know for a fact if i just knew how to do ...

We took our family portrait with a crappy camera and all live to far for a re-do. But i wanted this for my moms Christmas. I want to crop the faces from good quality pics of us onto the portrait and blend them to look natural. I also need my husband and daughter cropped out and back in because he is hidden behind me instead of beside me and she was wiggling. i used phone apps to refine the original. It made the clothes less gritty but made the faces look crappy. I cropped my parents faces onto this (badly) so you can get the jist of what i am asking. pretty much a collage of 9 better quality faces over the bad quality, blended plus some extra refining to make it all look nice. Thank you in advance

Hello, I am looking for a SEO who has experience with online stores with more than 1000 products. If you want the job, you have to show me a store you made! Screenshot from Search Console and from ahrefs with rankings is the proof! If not, do not write me What I need all: On page structure with content (spinning, variable, automatic). Off page links (NO SPAM or crappy links!!! PBN, if it makes sense). Project is over 6-12 months with monthly budget that gets higher with higher rankings So if you want the job, show me proof that you have done it before, if not, don't waste our time. I will only take an SEO who has experience in store SEO with high ranking. If you read everything and you know it's a bigger project and you want it, write me "Hi Dennis, I have experi...

I am looking for a person wanting to prove themselves in business and technical writing. I need someone to go to with all my ideas, and have them spin their web of words as well as I would. I need someone special, but someone who doesn't mind working for practically nothing while our team builds their own future. I need you to convince me you're capable of conjuring clients from crappy platforms. Along with this temporarily underpaid position comes an opportunity to grow alongside multiple budding start-ups.

I have a wordpress site i need somebody to help me fix several issues and optmize site I have Google console so I want all google console issues fixed I also have issue that when I search a product for example TN660 it doesnt show in gallery form with pictures and discription of the available results it shows oversized font instead now. Also i...dont show a product title and description it shows: "Import placeholder for 1066675990" and in general I just want site fixed before i start investing in SEO. please review site and tell me how much to fix it let me know what questions you have. send me reasonable quotes as I need keep this as economic as possible as the guy who made my site left me high and dry pretty much charged me made me a crappy site and dissapeared.

Onsite and Offsite service needed, monthly with reports of work. Quote for monthly cost, no placeholder quotes please. You must be very good at what you do, not looking for a crappy backlink service here. Site is 2yrs old and is ranking well. What would you do to make a difference for the organic SEO and rankings. Only contact on here please, through the site you wont get me.

I’d like a cartoon-ish picture of our mate, Spencer flay who’s a musician, playing kiss me by 6 pence non the richer on a ukelele with a sausage dog running across the stage, the stage is held up by cranes because that’s his thing and there’s a pretty crappy crowd, lots of spare seats or open spaces but there’s at least 7-8 guys wearing different nfl jerseys watching. It’s a secret Santa so doesn’t have to be amazing as there’s a small budget, any help would be great

...Several different mock ups to choose from at first. I want all the files png, psd ect. when designing logo I want each item in the psd files all separate not cluttered together. I have attached three designs. I also would like to see a creative design from you. 1. Color scheme is in the designs attached (purple, pink, teal, black) colors need to be bright logo can be made large without looking crappy. designing logo I want each item in the psd files all separate not cluttered together 4. Several versions 5. Your versions 6. Main name: Everlasting Creators 7. Subline: version 1. Changing Online Entrepreneurs Lives in a NO BS Community Version 2 of subline: Changing Lives While Building A Entrepreneur Community 8. Please check spelling 9. The Fish symbol and the Infinity s...

am looking for a website designer to design and build my financial service company website. I recently hired a company to do that recently but they did a crappy job. This is what I want: A modern and pixel perfect customize responsive website Mobile friendly SEO optimized 10 sections/pages - pages preferred but one pager i cleanly done may be welcomed. Demo design layout that matches my vision Free Images png/jpg Free fonts Blog included Simple and customized Icons Illustration images Quick response

I am looking for a website designer to design and build my financial service company website. I recently hired a company to do that recently but they did a crappy job. This is what I want: A modern and pixel perfect customize responsive website Mobile friendly SEO optimized 10 sections/pages - pages preferred but one pager cleanly done may be welcomed. Demo design layout that matches my vision Free Images png/jpg Free fonts Blog included Simple and customized Icons Illustration images Quick response

We need to test standalone devices on a very bad network. Think 30-40 devices sitting on a wifi ap connect to the outside world with 4G and probably limited signal. Plus the devices are in a retail network so the wifi space is congested. We need an networking specialist to help us setup our router to best simulate this:

I need to replace two lost covers on a machine, i can only provide my crappy drawings with dimensions on and if helpful a fibreglass one i tried to make which is close but not really usable.

Hello, we are looking for a banner and logo for our discord server for our world of warcraft guild. our current logo is crappy as hell and with a new expansion (wrath of the lich king) coming up we like to upgrade our logo and banner

Would like to make a nice logo for a Tennis club. We called it FLC. FLC stands for Four Leaf Club, named after the “Four Leaf” towers where we play at. Would like to incorporate the towers into the logo somehow, but preferably less pronounced and in the background. Prefered colors are Green and white, but secondary colors that are welcomed would be Gold or N...like to make a nice logo for a Tennis club. We called it FLC. FLC stands for Four Leaf Club, named after the “Four Leaf” towers where we play at. Would like to incorporate the towers into the logo somehow, but preferably less pronounced and in the background. Prefered colors are Green and white, but secondary colors that are welcomed would be Gold or Navy. I included a picture of the towers and a crappy...

This site is somewhat fixed for mobile via bootstrap, but the cusomization of it is crappy. We need to adjust the css so it really works. The development environment will be chrome/edge and the inspection facility for you to see what it wrong and you will get the css file and a demo login but no access to the files itself.

I need the crappy gif banner below redone with a new cool design and I need a 160 by 300 banner also. Sizes needed 728 by 90px 160 by 300px Banners must be optimized and not a giant file size.

I need a website built in Avada template. I have Word Press, Blue Host and a crappy website built. But since I vaguely know how to build in Word Press / Avada template, I want to keep the shell the same.

I need a make similar page that i alrdy own under 30 mins if u can do it msg me i need that page to very very lightweight so u can do a crappy job its fine reply with i can if u r not a bot

...beautiful churches and a main street and center street with buildings with 3-7 story buildings all lose one or two levels in this Mudflood event. I then want to show some methods of how people without modern equipment (using horse and wagon) might fix the town up without digging the town out of the mud. This video will be used to educate people on the theory known as “Mudflood theory”. This is a crappy version of what I’m looking to create in a much more realistic way. We will not be focusing on how the Mudflood happened so the train is not necessary. For this competition I am looking for proof of quality work with the right professional I can continue to work with on the actual project. Give me an example of what you can do! The winner is promised thousands of...

...the air - so I need someone I can hammer out details with). I also have partners who deliver point of sales systems in Norway who are VERY eager to sell the platfrom I create - which means sales will come very easily - that is - if the product is good.... - What I'm after Time to market is key. The key is also that I have a very ambitious plan. I'm not after being yet another company delivering crappy webshops. What I need is someone who I can not only work with but also manage. We will be making HEAVY use of devops as well as a very interesting server infrastructure (via Azure). What I'd like, is to not only focus on programming the "bigger picture" - and having someone program the details - but for me to focus more on infrastructure. - Compensation W...

Hey there! I’m looking to have a band logo created that can be used for a variety of applications: tShirts, bandanas, hot sauce, coffee, stickers, album covers, etc. I have a designer working on it, but it’s not quite there yet, and I wanted to see what might come from this app a friend suggested. I’ll attach my crappy idea drawing. Have fun. I’ve added workups a designer is trialing with me.

Hi, We're looking for an expert shopify developer to handle several shopify stores. The person would need these skills: - Fluent English - Proactive - Detail oriented - Great team work - Great communication skills - 5+ years of Liquid experience and shopify store development. - Ability to develop designs as sent by the designer - Honest work ethic: doesn't create a crappy first draft, just to charge more. - Fast and reliable. We're not accepting any freelancers that automatically reply to this post. If you read this job posting completely, please add the word "sunny" to your cover letter. Looking forward to interviewing you.

I need some edits done to my wordpress/woo site. Its all design based. pretty straight forward The page editor is the one in the flatsome theme from themeforest. Show your knowledge of design and CSS to me. Dont send me a load of websites with crappy design, please just send 3 or 4 websites you have edited. Minimal modern designers please If you have other knowlegde of php, development skils thats great.

...though nobody knows about it). However, I can’t figure out how to dust off my old crappy IdoNOTwantkids website. I DID upload the html & php files onto hostinger. However, I can’t figure out how to upload and set up the mysql database. The database is roughly 18 megs in size. 6. After doing that, you will need to edit one or more of the html/php files so that it knows about the mysql database. I don’t remember the name of the file(s) that you will have to edit. But if I remember correctly, I think you have to enter the correct passwords and stuff in the php/html files so it can talk to the mysql database.. but again.. I have NO idea what files need to be edited. 7. Basically.. I need somebody to get my crappy OSdate website to run again and in...

I need a broadcast-ready version of me singing my song BREAK MY HEART, and also the tracks to perform it live. You can hear my crappy version here: I also have to shorten it to 3:30 for the contest entry, so I would welcome your input on that. If you have a singer who could knock this out of the park we can talk about that also, but I need these two things in the near term.