V-Bulletin Work Needed 4 Website Template Functions PHP ASAP

Looking for someone who is excellent with V-Bulletin and can do the following. If interested you can register at [login to view URL] to see all of the requirements. Registration - Connect to Facebook - Remove Connect with Facebook button from Registration Page Registration - Forum Rules Text Box - Increase size to show entire text instead of having it scrollable. Registration - Thank You message - Make the appearance nicer Registration - Registration Complete Page - Remove text that says users can change their settings via user control panel. Registration - Registration Complete Page - Remove the Navigation links on the lower part of the Navigation bar. Widget - Recently Added Doggies sidebar - Show a doggie pic instead of the user avatar. Widget - Recently Added Doggies sidebar - Force standard font size for items. Do not permit display of different font characteristics. Widget - Recently Added Doggies sidebar - If Phase 1 changes for this item are not wanted: Show just doggie pics that are clickable, and no text. Article Form - Bold the text associated with Step 2. Article Form - Publish Date format - mm/dd/yy instead of yyyy/mm/dd Article Individual article - When selected, display images inline with the text, instead of links to the images. Button - All buttons on the site - Make the writing/color combination more visible and easier to read. Avatar - Add/Edit Avatar - Doesn't provide ability add an avatar. Shows current one with no update capability. Signature - Edit Signature - Remove all text beneath the "Upload Signature Picture" form. My Account - On all Profile related pages - Remove the General Settings link - sample page with link on left sidebar: [login to view URL] My Account - On all Profile related pages - Remove the Edit Connections link - sample page with link on left sidebar: [login to view URL] My Account - Blog Settings link - Remove the link at the bottom of the sidebar to Blog Settings Blog - Image inline with text - Confirm that an image that's inserted will show up on the blog preview page, as well as on the individual blog post. Blog - Preview images - Need them to be sized consistently and not bleed over to the sidebar. Select a reasonable image size. Widget - Calendar - Dog of the day thumbnail pic for each calendar day. Widget - Doggie Slideshow - Replace the Birthday Slideshow widget with images of dogs, randomly generated. Widget - Recently Added Doggies Video sidebar - Display 4 video thumbnails, clickable that each take you to individual videos. Articles - Form on top of right sidebar - Remove, and place in its own page to enable Article publishing to only those who have the link to that page. Articles - Form - Develop a solution that would "force" the user to either post a pic or a video, and not permit them to post a pic when a video is called for, nor to post a video when a pic is called for. If all works out there could be potential work in the future!