I have an unconventional portfolio of work that I have designed, however I need a programmer who can meet my standards. Cowboys/beginners/amateurs DO NOT APPLY! I can spot you a mile off! You MUST BE HEAVYWEIGHT!
If you can develop sites like myspace, studentunion .couk, faceparty, facebook then you are on your way to being a candidate. Not only will you be an excellent programmer, ideally you would be an all round genius who is top of the Internet game and love multimedia. An example of how good I would like you to be would be to create anything that can be found at: 2advanced dotcom.
If your skill set is up to scratch to these requirements, then please read the attached document.