Hi; my bid is subject to clarification / discussion on the message board.
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An independent UK software developer, with extensive real-world experience and expertise in a wide variety of tools and technologies, new and old. My skill-set is larger than I could possibly enumerate here, and it is constantly expanding.
Perl, PHP 4 and 5, Unix shell scripting, C/C++, x86 and SPARC assembly, SDL, GTK, POSIX APIs, the Win32 APIs, standard SQL, PostgreSQL, MySQL, Berkeley make, GNU make.
Notable Perl modules: DBI, Catalyst::*, LWP::UserAgent, WWW:Mechanize, MIME::Lite, Net::FTP, the Template Toolkit, YAML.