Looking to rent a US computer & DSL line (details inside)

Hello everybody! I just want to say right off the bat, that this is for US residents ONLY! If you meet that requirement, then I'm looking to rent your US computer and DSL line. I'll access this computer that's dedicated to me via remote viewing software. This'll be a simple set-it 'n forget-it kinda deal and income stream for you. I don't want to distrupt your normal browsing experience, so I would prefer to use a seperate modem from the other users of the house. I'm looking to have a long term win-win relationship here, so if buying a new computer and getting a DSL line is available as an option to you, it would definitely be well worth the investment! =D I will pay you weekly via Paypal for dedicated access to a computer of yours and AT&T DSL line. For all of you who are interested, please PM with your residing US city and state, as well as an offer for a price that you think would be fair (weekly payment). Please, remember, this offer is for US RESIDENTS ONLY. Thank you! P.S. - I'm specifically looking for remote computers in or close to these regions: California New York Washington Maryland Arizona Massachusetts Georgia Oregon Texas Nevada Minnesota Pennsylvania Colorado