flash ecards wanted for ecards site

I am starting a new ecards site similar to [login to view URL];card=30 Where people can send ecards to one another. My site will be a very rude site so I need funny rude ecards of the same quality as the example above. My site will be called sendafu**[login to view URL] to give you indea of what sort of cards I am looking. I do not want pornographic cards - just rude and funny ones. To begin with I want 5 ecards - you will have to come up wtih the design and the ideas for the cards - I could come up with the ideas for the ecards if you are unable to. If you contact me, please make sure you show me examples of previous work. Do not just bid without showing me examples, I will not select you otherwise. I want the cards to be flash animated WITH SOUND - original and professional designs. The budget I am setting is for the 5 ecards in total - If you prove to be reliable and of quality then I will ask you for many more.