66328 Flash Banner

I need a sweet flash banner for the top of my webpage. I want an mp3 player in it customized to the banner to pull automatically from anything uploaded via ftp and create a playlist. I want volcanoes exploding, females dancing. I want something exotic, sexy, fun, and user friendly. I want the whole banner animated, so that its dancing along with the music. I want some text to scroll through it. Anyone take me up on this?