Writing ads for Craigslist (NO POSTING!)

I need someone to create ads for a classified site, involving dating, jobs, and other subjects (NO POSTING AT ALL). Each ad MUST BE unique, so no variables or spinners can be used. These ads are SHORT (only ONE PARAGRAPH mostly, some may be two) and not hard to think of. You may have to type a few ads to many ads a day, but for this post give me your big on how much for typing 500 ads a day. Requirements: - Must be fluent in English. - Must be fast and knowledgeable on the computer. - Must understand how classified sites work. - Must be fine with adult content. - Must understand American culture. - Must be able to cooperate with an EST timezone. - Creativity Again, this is very simple and does not require much work, and you are ONLY typing then sending it to me! That is all. This will likely be long term. 500 simple ads (one paragraph) = your bid.