Content Writing - Need Funny IM Conversations

I am looking for someone who can write some humorous AIM conversations to be used on a website that teens visit to read funny IM conversations. The site is geared towards teens and the content must be interesting to them. Conversations can be anywhere from a few lines to many lines long and can be funny, weird, funny bot conversations, prank IMs, etc. PM if you have any further questions. My site currently has good traffic but is lacking decent conversations for users to read so once again I stress you must provide good quality content.