Guerilla marketing campaign

We have a great product: a high quality Windows utility and cleaning software that is superioir to the competitors, the product is called jv16 PowerTools 2009. The product will be released in Jan/Feb 2009. If you want to read more what it does, here's the page of the previous version: [login to view URL] Would you have an amazing, excellent and simply stunning idea of a online or offline guerilla marketing campaign for the product? Should we distribute flyers around Washington D.C? Should we add funny lolcat pictures to our website? Should we pay someone to tattoo our product name to their forehead? Should we hire someone to write a free eBook that mentions our product and offer it free in p2p networks? Should we do a pin-up girl calendar with our product / company name written to it? Should we hold a contents of some sort in our website? Or what should we do? You can either just sell us your idea, or you can also be a part of the implementation of your idea. Let us know and bid accordingly. The rules are: We don't want to do anything illegal, we don't want to do anything dubious (e.g. spam) and NO, we are NOT interested in SEO, Link Directories or Article Directories. If you suggest any of these, we'll ignore your bid faster than you can say "SEO IS OVERRATED". ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows? (depending on the nature? of the deliverables): a)? For web sites or? other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software? installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform n/a