This quote inspired me, so I made it into a T-Shirt.
Greetings kind sir/madam! I'm fresh out of college, and hungry for some work. I have somewhat of a knack for using flowery language to spice up what would otherwise be dull and unreadable. I've also got some mean photoshopping skills in my repertoire. Did I mention I'm hungry?
$10 $ US / h
NOUVEAU FREELANCE !