Hi, I have been asked to be the auctioneer at a charity evening. I don't need to make a speech but I would like a couple of humourous icebreakers as well as some ideas for a 'quip' or two regarding some of the items being auctioned. The auction is on Saturday 9th June so I only have a couple of days to get sorted if there is anyone out there who can help.
Items being auctioned include...a cruise to the Lebanon, some 'Art' - I believe a painting and a statue and also an evening with this years charity president (obviously that'd be a good opportunity for some ragging).
The humour has got to be appropriate but could be a bit naughty too.
I have done some searching on the internet but have mainly found wedding speeches or 'tips' sites trying to sell a course on public speaking.
I could do with a selection for other occasions anyway and believe there is a way of rewarding 2 or 3 freelancers for their help and will gladly pay for good contributions/efforts.
I am a freelance artist with a dry sense of humor. I also happen have a flair for writing speeches.
As a member of the clergy I've been speaking publicly 3 times each week for 25 years so I have the experience. Off the top of my head here are two examples of what I would deliver from your project details. We have a c Plus
3 freelance font une offre moyenne de $100 pour ce travail
Hi DuncanWills, This project is really a good one to start for me where i can make everyone feel good at your humor during the auction. All i need is some more information about the auction and your s Plus
I am a former auctioneer with experience in doing charity auctions, and have performed over 100 auctions. I can complete your project on time and help you achieve the right balance of humor and professionalism.