Humourous Auction

Hi, I have been asked to be the auctioneer at a charity evening. I don't need to make a speech but I would like a couple of humourous icebreakers as well as some ideas for a 'quip' or two regarding some of the items being auctioned. The auction is on Saturday 9th June so I only have a couple of days to get sorted if there is anyone out there who can help.

Items being auctioned include...a cruise to the Lebanon, some 'Art' - I believe a painting and a statue and also an evening with this years charity president (obviously that'd be a good opportunity for some ragging).

The humour has got to be appropriate but could be a bit naughty too.

I have done some searching on the internet but have mainly found wedding speeches or 'tips' sites trying to sell a course on public speaking.

I could do with a selection for other occasions anyway and believe there is a way of rewarding 2 or 3 freelancers for their help and will gladly pay for good contributions/efforts.

Thanks

Compétences : Écriture de Discours

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