Seo, traffic and link building and facebook adds

Hi bidders, My website is being launched quite soon so I am in the market for a few things. I am after prices for the following. NOTE: please give prices for each individual item below. Bids for the whole package will be ignored. 1. Top 10 placement on google for 'Spooning' 2. Targeted unique traffic (500+ daily) using white hat techniques that won't get me banned from google adsense. 3. Legit and active sign ups (free sign up) to the website. (per 100 sign ups) 4. "Angela" type link building (per 100) 5. PR4+ link building (per 100) please remember to bid for them SEPERATELY! I will be re-hiring regularly if the job is done well.