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One liners wanted

One liners wanted. I DJ at an all nude, all male, gay strip club and I need one liners to motivate the crowd to get up and tip the dancers. For example "Gentlemen get up and tip the dancers. No one likes a tight ass unless you are F*@$ing one"., "Get some green on the scene.", "They are working hard to get you hard". I need one liners because I am growing tired of mine. I would like some outside help. The one liners have to be clever, funny, and insulting,

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N° du projet : #2360175

3 freelance ont fait une offre moyenne de 833 $ pour ce travail

UniverseCEO

Hello. I am professional stand up comedian from Croatia, and I base my humor on topics that I think can relate to this project. We can arrange price and other details when I will know more about your requirements Plus

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JehCOh13

Hi! I am looking to get my feet on the ground with freelancing and I think this would be a good first step. One-liners come naturally to me, I have a great sense of humour! Please consider me for this work, you won't b Plus

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squareone1

I write comedy.. and am ready to work on your project - here's a couple of free ones for you.. "You guys are tighter than Mitt Romney's a**hole" - - "If you wanted to see dicks and assholes for free.. you shou Plus

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