Hi Morpheous, this is a different kind of job but we think you are the right guy for it...
We're a new experimental record label looking for new rockstars across the world. We are looking to hire you, and pay you, to be one of these rockstars.
Basically, we will create a bunch of music, send you the lyrics, and you sing it for us. We will need to shoot a music video over skype as well. We will take photos, build a website, online media assets and release the record. You just need to be the rockstar.
After we create your record will sell it on the agent market, and try to find a serious music agent to distribute your music and brand.
It doesnt matter if you're not the best singer. We will pay you to sing regardless.
Are you up for it? We'll pay. Please let us know.