I am hosting an interrogation about an unknown subject, I need a contract saying these things.
I can do anything I want to you as long as it only causes mild bodily harm and nothing fatal or lethal
Once you start, you cannot get out until the allotted 2 hours are up
You can not sue me for ANYTHING
You VOLUNTEER for this
This will be recorded and published to the public
You wave all rights for everything
You are ROLL PLAYING and ACTING when fear or signs of discomfort is displayed
You have read the entire contract 2 times before signing and completely understand all terms
NOTE: The contract MUST use the biggest words and phrased in the most complicated way possible. It needs to be SO confusing and SO complicated that if an average person read it, they would NEVER be able to understand what it says, however, it must actually be proper "lawyer talk" grammar, I need NO loopholes in this contract, it MUST be sealed tight and usable in a court of California!
Something along those lines, if you need to talk to me about anything then please tell me. I am not doing anything illegal and I am not holding people against their will but I just still need this contract.