Need Social networking Help

I'm looking for someone who can help me to teach the stuff to get :- 1. Facebook :- fans more than 5k daily 2. YouTube :- views 5k daily, subscribers, likes, comments easily. 3. Twitter :- followers 5k daily 4. SCRIPT :- for all, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter along with Twiends if you are with any nice and working bot then let me know. i know the simple stuff to get more than 1k fans and views daily, if you can't give the way to get more than 5k please don't bid and you must agree to my payment term, PAYMENT :- will be given after i get satisfy to your product, "TRUST IS THE KEY OF ANY BUSINESS, SO YOU NEED NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE PAYMENT"