Need 30 articles super ASAP

I need 30 original articles written in the next day. I need them to be 100 percent original with NO copy or paste, you need to know that I will definitely be checking to see if you have copied anything from anywhere else. These articles are on a bunch of different topics and I need one for each of the following keywords: Blogs Cell Phone Accessories Effect Lighning (for party, nightclub etc) DJ DVD Rental by Mail Karaoke MIDI Synthesizers Recording (Music) Subwoofer Musical instruments Keyboard (musical keyboard, not the computer keyboard) Guitar Guitar Drums Bass Guitar Percussions Piano Violin Saxophone Trumpet Pet Meds Playstation Playstation Playstation Cheats Xbox Podcasting Arcade Games Arcade Games Pc Games I know that it is a lot to ask but I need them within 24 hours. To be specific I need them by the end of the day on the 28th of March. I also have very little money to spend on them. I can offer only $25 for the whole batch and the best, longest and most glowing review that you have ever seen. I also need these to be done by someone with a perfect grasp of the English language and that can send me articles with no typos or grammar errors. If you can do that then I will be SURE to choose you every time I have another project in the future. I will have plenty more and my budget is not usually so tight as it is right now. I am very excited to start getting bids! **********Please include some samples of your writing for me to read through, they can be on any subject. I can't choose you unless I see of yoru past writing experience.************ Thanks so much! :-)