English Native Academic Copywriter with References

So, let me see; you want a writer who is somewhat humurous; which by the way, is spelled "humorous". You also want someone cool, intelligent, academic and who has an American style. They should also be pseudo-Seinfeld-ish or good enough to write for the "late night show"; and you want all of this on the cheap? Well...good luck finding someone my friend - there will be less jokes bandied about when you wake up and find out you get what you pay for. Best regards - Stephanie

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