We are looking for funny dog resumes. Specifically, we are looking for funny items that could be found on a dog resume. The end result is going to a website where people can build a funny resume for their own dog. We need help creating the content for that site - the possible options that they can pick. Things like - "Expert at pooping on our rug" - but not lame like that.
We are looking for ideas for the categories too. Perhaps keeping it traditional like "Education, Work Experience, Skills" makes sense, or perhaps someone else would be better. Remember - we are trying to make it funny, but it also has to be things that people would pick for their dog to put on their own dog resume.
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Hello! After going through the project details as mentioned hereinabove, I am confident that I will be able to handle this project with 100% efficiency. I will charge USD50 for 10 resume. Being an expert author in ezin Plus
Hello Spbauman, what a great idea! Your project sounds like lots of fun and I would love to be involved. I'm a professional writer from the U.K. (but have worked for numerous U.S. clients, so am familiar with 'American Plus
Hi Spbauman. I'd love to develop funny content for your dog resume website. Please see my PM for details and writing samples. Thanks, Jody
This sounds like a really fun project. I'm an expert writer who loves dogs - creating this would be a blast. I'd have content like "Skills: Doing nothing while you work work work" "Job: Professional house sitter" "Hobb Plus
Hi, thanks for posting a project. I have read all the details carefully, and I am ready to work with you. Further detail and samples are in your inbox.
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Hi spbauman, I am a great fit for this project because I have a very creative mind, capable of coming up with lots of unique ideas. I am also a dog lover and have experience writing about animals. I could write you two Plus
Hi. One of the most fun posting I have read. I would love to work on this project and will provide my details via PM. Thank you for you time.
I am bidding $100 for 10 doggie resumes, and can get them to you within 5 days or less. I've always been a big dog lover, and really enjoy giving "voice" to canine personalities through writing. I've been a freelanc Plus
I am a published author and ghostwriter. Please refer to my Private Message for details. Thank you.
This project sounds like a lot of fun. Funny Dog Resume? I can definitely make that happen for you---I have over two decades of writing experience and can ace any challenge! I only ask for the 50% payment after you are Plus
I am a professional writer, screenwriter and playwright. I can and have done funny - I also do resume writing for the real world, so this would a great treat for me. Please see PM
I'M the dog for the job. NAME: Scarlett. DESCRIPTION: Pembroke Welsh Corgi. OCCUPATION: Princesszz. EXPERTISE: Human psychology, human herding, cat diplomacy, and covert squirrel security. TALENT: Trampoline belly flop Plus
Dear Doggy Lover, Woof, woof; I am a golden brown haired Havanese, named Genise. My "mommy" saw your job posting and thought I should write, and tell you about myself. (Actually, she's doing the writing, but I'm te Plus
I absoloutely love this idea. I am the "mother" to 3 dogs with unique personalities, and have encountered many other fascinating dogs. I really hope to get a chance to make you laugh at them, as I do every day!
Hello. I have written several comedy screen plays (one with talking dogs that where in place of humans...they had to work, find jobs, etc.) & also have combed through 1000s of resumes from people trying to get jobs th Plus