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Satire Blog Posts

Hey there (native English speakers)! looking for someone gifted in the art of satirical writing. Is that you?

This will be for fashion (men & women) and you will have to be able to use cuss words in your writing. Can you handle this sh*t?

Great lets go !

See the example paragraph below, Show me how would you edit/re-write this to be informative, funny, & use cuss words: Our company received a message asking us to give tips on how to pack a bag. Yes Grown Adults asking how to pack a bag!

When traveling to foreign destinations. Most of the space is taken by sh*t that we don’t need - looking at you Ugly Sweater that mom bought.

Things like mini power bank, extra set of earbuds, secret stash of ___ well we are suckers for things like this.

BY THE NUMBERS. (drop some cool statistics (anything), readers love statistics)

230% increase in ___

10 Hours saved by using a pack list

20+ Countries we ____

22,000 Bio-degradeable Shipping packages created

Hopefully ur writing is a hellofalot better than mine, here are some links for idears'

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Please

1. tell me how many articles you can write per week

2. re-write / give me a small example based upon the above.

Compétences : Article Writing, Ghostwriting, Blog, Rédaction, Réécriture d'Articles

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Concernant l'employeur :
( 16 commentaires ) regensburg, Germany

Nº du projet : #22716739

27 freelance font une offre moyenne de $19/heure pour ce travail

revival786

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Jannatun90

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(61 Commentaires)
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coozmoobusiness

Hey, I hope you're having a wonderful day. I've gone through the details and I'd love to work on this. I have a really great experience in SEO keywords research-based articles and blog content writing, I think I can Plus

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uzmaq74

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$25 USD / heure
(26 Commentaires)
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Aneequa96

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(90 Commentaires)
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assignsolver

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andyvnguyen97

Hi there. My name’s Andy, I’m an individual and Preferred Freelancer (Top 3%). I would love to write satire posts about traveling and other topics you have as I have my own travel blog. I also cuss quite a bit in per Plus

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(20 Commentaires)
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jsmnrwl

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(16 Commentaires)
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InnovativeHub

Hello Sir/Madam, My name is FATIMA and writing is my passion “When I say work, I only mean writing. Everything else is just an odd job”. From my early age, I enjoyed reading novels and stories, as I was growing up it Plus

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ConnorAd

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IdealExpert

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MohamedSamaha

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wordprofs

Hi there, what you're looking for is a competent writer for your blog and I'd like to put my name forth. With over 5 years of experience in articles and blog writing, I possess the necessary skills to work according to Plus

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Phoebeailey

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jasmeet55573

I will do this in a best way I am expert of this work I am a best writer and a good typer i am good in acrtical writing

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MairaQursam

i am a good article writer and i am also a translator and creative writer.i can write in reasonable cost.

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mathewjohnson090

Hi I am interested in your project. I am comfortable with the pay as well. I have skills and previous experience, successfully completing similar projects such as website content, article rewriting, content developme Plus

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Shahbazsahil786

I,ll be here for you .i,ll be write article and ghost writing for you

$22 USD / heure
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writeperson1

Hi-I'm a native English speaker and writer who can deliver 5 articles a week. I'm keeping this brief so I have space to include the re-write: Pack That Damn Backpack, Moron! Ok, let’s say someone you met in a bar last Plus

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RahulH18

Sample of your paragraph Grown adult asking how to pack a bag is frequent message that we receive and we can understand it because they never arranged their school bag so what would expect Relevant Skills and Experie Plus

$22 USD / heure
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