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JokeFunny sayings, Breif funny sentences about a fun product

I need someone to write funny little sayings or jokes about a new fun novelty product. I will put these 20 to 30 sayings or jokes in a little tiny paper booklet. Kind of a short instructional manual about a fun novelty product like the " pet rock."

Or here's an example such as " The mexican jumping bean"

here's how to make your bean dance.....

here's how to make him roll over... etc...

Just write 25 or 30 funny little things about my new product. I will put your jokes in a little booklet.

" My product is Not a Mexican jumping bean" This is just an example of what it could be!

Please respond with your skills and contact info.

Thanks!

Compétences : Article Writing, Ghostwriting

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24 freelancers are bidding on average $278 for this job

TopNotchType

Greetings. I'm a seasoned native English writer with a strong background in both academic and professional writing, able to craft fresh and mechanically excellent pieces that interest and involve readers while maintain Plus

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archieljude

EXCITED TO WORK ON YOUR PROJECT, LET'S START! I AM A REGISTERED NURSE BY PROFESSION AND HAD WRITTEN HUNDREDS OF ARTICLES FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS AS A FREELANCE WRITER. PLEASE SEE PM FOR MY PROPOSAL AND SAMPLES OF MY WORK. Plus

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meaganwilson

Hi there, I've been providing fresh branding solutions for a variety of clients since 2007. I'd love to work on this project, and am confident I can give you high quality work far beyond your expectations. Please see P Plus

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danielferris

Hello Sir! I'm a Stand-up comic based in Ireland. My routines literally revolves around converting the mundane into funny little anecdotes. I'm also a Poet ([url removed, login to view]) with 5 Books cu Plus

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FrancescaHayward

Hi there, I am a native Engish speaker and am interested in working with you. I am a Law and Psychology (LLB, BSc) student with A-Levels in English Litereature, History, Psychology and Government and Politics. As Plus

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m1ar

I am new to freelancing but I'm telling you I'm creative and quite talented. Please check the PM i sent you to see my blog link. Thanks

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Fingersmith

It sounds like a fairly short and full-of-fun opportunity. If I could help your product succeed, that will make me all the more delighted.

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gigrom2002

I can do all of the funny sayings in four days and this is no joke.

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Johns23

I have an excellent understanding of the English language, with qualifications in English literature. I reside in the U.K but you can rest assured that your project is in very capable hands and will be completed to you Plus

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WittWrite

I am very keen to be a part of your project. I am an experienced writer who can focus and engage the reader in order to improve the sales. For the past 10 years I have been working in the marketing sector of several go Plus

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FionaTea

I'm very interested. Please check your PM for a sample. Thanks

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guitarinchris

Hey there, I'm quite quick with things like this. I'm also very creative with puns. For your mexican jumping bean example, here are a couple: "Time for a siesta!" - Resting bean. "Bean there, done that." - Plus

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MizMaple

I can generate great, witty material quickly and I'm very dependable. I take direction very well and I have a versatile writing style. I love strange things and I absolutely love telling people about them. My favori Plus

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Leon72

Hello, I'm am a very new freelancer so let me tell you a little about myself. I like to learn something new every day. for example from your adverts title i've recently learnt that it's "I before E except after Bre" i Plus

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misslim

Dear Sir, I am interested in your project and I would like to take the challenge. Please refer to the PM for more details. Thank you for your time. Regards.

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kristinjenkins

I am a quick-witted, outside-the-box thinker that is ready to help sell your product!

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bobbysandhu

Let's say your product was: "The Western Cactus Cowboy" Check PM for punchlines :D

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BJB

THE PET ROCK: Pet rocks may be hard to talk to, but they're a guaranteed solid companion for life! Expect more 'gems' once you've hired me; they're certain to have your audience in stitches! (When I say stitches, I Plus

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hoiberg

I am a college senior who has taken English classes and has a good grasp of the language. I am a generally funny person and I should be able to come up with some different humorous quips for your product. I will be rea Plus

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co3

Hi. I'm interested in writing for you. Please check your PMB.

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