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NOTE - BEFORE YOU BID, PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION, THIS PROJECT WILL BE AWARDED TO MANY PEOPLE, SO DON'T WORRY I want 5000 ( Five thousand) questions written which contain a bit of humour in them with the correct answers . like fill in the blank type of questions on any of the categories you like and the ones that I approve. also with these questions I want three answers that are not even close to that answer and I want additional answers which are very close to the correct answer so a total of 6 of which 3 are just not as agood and then the other three are actually close to the answer. something like this : (strictly should be a fill in the blank) 71. PEOPLE CAN SUFFER FROM A PHYSCHOLOGICAL DISORDER CALLED BOANTHROPY THAT MAKES THEM BELIEVE THEY ARE _________. ANSWER: A COW AUTOMATED LIE : A ZOMBIE AUTOMATED LIE : AN ASSHOLE AUTOMATED LIE : A PRICK EDUCATED LIE : A GOAT EDUCATED LIE : A LAMB EDUCATED LIE : A BUFFALO note that automated lies are not even close to the answer but educated lie is very close to the answer. this is just an example taken from the internet. CATEGORIES - ITS YOUR CHOICE, CHOOSE ANY 3 CATEGORIES TO WORK. example - MATHS, SCIENCE, ENGLISH, MUSIC, LOGIC, ECONOMICS, ETC ETC (IT CAN BE ANYTHING) DEADLINE - 30th AUGUST Budget is strictly - 200$-600$ per 1500 questions (depends on the sample quality) Note - Provide a sample of 100 fill in the blanks question from these categories - Sports, science and computer. I am already paying a lot for this work, I need to select top freelancer who work with great quality. Please be sure of doing the good work. Please mention in your bid that you are ready to provide the sample and ready to work. I will message you