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    Make a logo 6 jours left

    I'm starting a company th...make a great and innovative sandwiches. The concept is from Brazil but the company will start in Sydney Australia, the name chose to this company is Pimp my Cheese which is a joke comparing the tv program pimp my ride and what we do with our cheese bread making the sandwiches. Attached you see some photos about the product.

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    ...com/web_checkout/   Notice that here are the data to access in development mode:   [se connecter pour voir l'URL]   When you read, you will see that the whole joke is to fill some hidden fields inside the form that will contain the payment button. Then capture the answer to be able to show it on the screen. Yo don't need to complete all

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    I'm looking for someone to create a Fake Passport that me and the guys on my stag weekend are going to be carrying as part of our costumes. I do want them to look authentic but I will be changing the details and photos. For someone with good photoshop and design knowledge, I don't believe this should be too difficult of a job but should be a lot of fun doing. I look forward to receiv...

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    Architectural rendering 5 jours left
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    I need an architectural rendering for an April Fools Day joke. I want a building that looks like the uploaded logo. My rough attempt is also attached. This is not for professional use. The product can be hand drawn or computer generated. Something like the quality at this link: [se connecter pour voir l'URL]

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    Transcribe Manager 3 jours left
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    ...international companies with results. A Must Have A flair. A personality. A wow factor. We want the best you, that is inside. We want you to light up our day with a smile, a joke - we want the human element. We want you to have conversations with clients, give them a 10/10 experience. We want you to have fun. We want you to respect our team, our culture

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    Hi prefectworld,BE VERY CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN i...CAREFUL. THE DUPONT PROJECT IS A SCAM ARTIST. WILL ASK YOU FOR $100 IN iTUNE CARD -- AFTER WASTING 2 HOURS OF YOUR TIME IN A FAKE JOB INTERVIEW ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS. THIS IS NOT JOKE. THEY ARE SCAMMERS. IT JUST HAPPENED TO ME. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.

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    I need three unique t-shirt designs focused on camping ...of my new store promo launch and I need them to be unique and quirky (maybe funny) with illustrations, bold quotes and decent graphics that clearly convey the meaning or the joke. Designs presented on t-shirt mock-ups would be nice, but not required. Please let me know of any other questions.

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    ...unique jokes and posting them (10 a day); the website to post to be will be given to the winning bidders. 1) Jokes should be unique, can be rewritten as long as the humor of the joke isn't lost. 2) If rewriting, try changing characters, places, scenarios etc. 3) No adult, racist, religions jokes etc.; they should be family friendly. 4) Jokes should have

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    I need an artist S'est terminé left

    I need a relatively cheap artist to recreate the image attacked below in what ever style they think will fit it best, it is only for a joke so there is no need for hyper detail or even the background for that matter.

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    Looking for a FEMALE online personal assistant. Perf...developing/designing/testing are ADULT SMART LEARNING TOYS, Lingerie, Bikinis, Corsets. The research needed is to do with design and ideas of adult nature and how they would mainly appeal to women. Please include either a recent photo or tell a joke to show that you actually read the entire post.

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    One illustration paint style S'est terminé left

    One illustration for Oriental cultural joke is needed. 1/3 A4 size. Paint style. Please bid or contact only if you are specialised in the requested area.

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    Trophy icon Create a simple cartoon strip S'est terminé left

    I want to create a short and simple comic strip featuring two main characters, a man named Jeff and a man named Justin. This is a joke about what happened last Christmas assembling Jeff's kids Christmas gift. This should be made of cartoon charactertures of the real people, use the text below and provide a backdrop that makes sense for each scene.

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    I have a some money to get rid of in my Freelancer account. This is just a small project for a comedy joke but if you do a good job we can build a relationship and I'll have more work for you in the future. This is my first time using this site. I need one set of subtitles to come up when the women speaks and another set of subtitles in a different

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    Project for Yehia A. S'est terminé left

    Hello, Per our discussion. Please build out the flutter joke app.

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    Create vectors from images S'est terminé left

    Two images, two separate vectors (.ai). 1) NEO logo...jpg as shown on the shirt with the boy. It will print black only. Create black on transparent. 2) Find actual font or re-create from image brandi.jpg. The "k" in the word "joke" needs the little point improved. Create in black on transparent. Please indicate when you can have these finished by.

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    Jojo Merch S'est terminé left

    We are looking for people that love anime and mange and are fans (or know how to find fans..) of the Jojo...merch of Jojo's that we design ourselves. The designs are not the standard Jojo images you see on other websites. Our merch always include a beautiful image + internal fan joke. The result is an original meme that no Jojo fan can leave behind.

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    ...The Colorado Guitar and Artist Showcase is intentionally named to utilize the acronym "GAS" which in guitar player parlance stands for "Guitar Acquisition Syndrome", an inside joke (I've got GAS!!) which does not necessarily need to be emphasized in the logo, but understand that it was done on purpose in case the opportunity to incorporate the double meaning

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    Database Project S'est terminé left

    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    ...international companies with results. A Must Have A flair. A personality. A wow factor. We want the best you, that is inside. We want you to light up our day with a smile, a joke - we want the human element. We want you to have conversations with clients, give them a 10/10 experience. We want you to have fun. We want you to respect our team, our culture

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    ...international companies with results. A Must Have A flair. A personality. A wow factor. We want the best you, that is inside. We want you to light up our day with a smile, a joke - we want the human element. We want you to have conversations with clients, give them a 10/10 experience. We want you to have fun. We want you to respect our team, our culture

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    Trophy icon Build x4 Twitch Sub Badges and 1 Sub Emote S'est terminé left

    My Twitch Channel (ShayK47) has a running joke with LUBE. Yes lube. haha! So I want my Badges based on LUBE. I will include my current emote, but I did them myself and they are poor quality and do not look great when on twitch as such a small size. So the key to this project is simplicity to create high quality. Uploaded Files: Current Images: I have

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    Pine Gap Yacht Club Logo S'est terminé left

    We have an in joke in my circle of friends about how pine gap isn’t a spy base, it’s a secret underground boatin lake. Therefore I would like to make a logo for the fictional “pine gap yacht club”. I’m thinking some combination of nautical flags that either spells something, or has lots of white circles (to represent the radomes). Or possibly something

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    I need a thoughtful and impressive article written about importance of long term relationship. It has become a bit of joke for everyone including a lot of clients to write about ' i want to have a long term relationship' but they never follow / mean it almost ridiculing the actual importance it has. As always I make a honest effort to establish a truly

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    Trophy icon Combine craig and yoda! S'est terminé left

    See attached a photo of my colleague. He is known as the 'Yoda' of our office. As a joke and ode to him, we'd like a picture where is face is blended into the body of Yoda from Star Wars. We will frame this and give it to him as a gift. This is your chance to be creative! Feel free to choose whatever design medium you'd like - photoshop, illustration

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    Build me a beer bottle label S'est terminé left

    I am wanting to build this as a joke label for some friends so this is not something that has to be perfect or expensive. I want the label to have a mountain backdrop with a Rams head as the main logo. The name of the company will be "Ram Horns Brewing Co." and the beer name will be " Lead-Step Belgian White" the size restrictions are in the photo attached

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    I'm looking for an EXPERT ebook writer to write a 10000 words <Try Not To Laugh Challange Easter Joke Book for kids> with attached simple illustration inside. NOTE: WITH ATTACHED ILLUSTRATION Jokes need to be high quality and the humour there in is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. Full payment upon completion 14 days upon project acceptance

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    ...international companies with results. A Must Have A flair. A personality. A wow factor. We want the best you, that is inside. We want you to light up our day with a smile, a joke - we want the human element. We want you to have conversations with clients, give them a 10/10 experience. We want you to have fun. We want you to respect our team, our culture

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    Graphic Designer S'est terminé left

    I need some help putting together a design. It's an inside joke in my friend group that I want to put on a T-Shirt. This is not a huge merchandising project and I will in no way profit from this. The basic design goes as follows: The core of the design Is a Purple Cube(1). See the attached images. The part I need help with is to stylize and throw a

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    Trophy icon Fun Audiobook Design S'est terminé left

    ...women don't enjoy the process, and if they hate dating, they definitely won't enjoy meeting Mr. Right and won't continue to take action to do so. The whole thing is a bit of a joke, but it contains some serious/useful advice, so I want to mix those two themes and have them looking forward to listening to it with the cover and excited for this product.

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    Need a Cartoon style artist S'est terminé left

    making a profile picture for my online name which is Benghis Chungo. which is a joke between me and my friends and is a mix of Genghis Khan and the Big Chungus Meme. wanted a cartoon style picture of Big Chungus (the fat Rabbit) with Defining features of Genghis Khan e.x (Mustache and Beard and possibly helmet) also wanted the picture close to the face

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    Make a Logo S'est terminé left

    ...that is recognizable and gives off an impression of quality. We want a simple design as the rest of the brand is different and we don't want the entire brand to be seen as a joke. The brand should come across as quirky, premium and relatable. The logo will be on packaging with illustrated characters and old style writing. Our core values are Individuality

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    ...that the designs will be based: - The main character Michael Scott has very difficult relationships with Toby, an HR-director of his company. At some point he tries to make a joke that goes like this: "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin- Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice" [se connecter pour voir l'URL] -

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    I need cheap VO artist if your rate is more than 70INR/min then plz do not bid it is a good oppertunity for new comers plz check the channel called "Make joke of" I need you to talk in that accent plz ad any sample if you have

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    Database Help S'est terminé left

    Consider the design of a database for a web site of jokes. Each joke is identified by a unique joke ID, a title, a description of the joke, the date the joke is posted, and a list of tags (each tag is a single word in lower cases). Only registered users can post, read, comment on jokes. Each registered user is identified by a user ID, a password, a

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    I need voice over artist S'est terminé left

    I need voice over artist u should b e able to do the voice over in merathiya accent (Like make joke of ) I need cheap voice over artist i will give some part of earning and not more than 50INR/min for video if you rate is higher plz do not bother

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    Greetings to all. I am looking for someone to design a laptop motherboard based on my instructions. I will give you concept and system requirements and I require gerber ...are sold, 200k usd after 6000 units are sold and it goes up from there. The goal is 1 million units in 1 year. The bonus will get as high as $33,333,333.00 usd. This is not a joke.

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    We are one of the social marketing company. We need a person can provide us latest e-sport related content, results, video, joke, poll & more.

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    Trophy icon Mug Design S'est terminé left

    Looking for someone to help with a design for a coffee mug. We are looking at having some writing on the outside with a ruler like bar showing a level indication from ...starting routines. The idea of the mug is to represent someones mode before they have a morning coffee at the beginning and through to the end. To be taken as a light office joke.

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    Build a website S'est terminé left

    Hello all Freelancer Team i want to a joke funny website some Ref. this.. [se connecter pour voir l'URL] [se connecter pour voir l'URL] Please share me time and cost

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    Design and Development S'est terminé left

    i want a website for joke and funny website url: [se connecter pour voir l'URL] [se connecter pour voir l'URL] please see all page both website and tell me time and cost

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    ...Do you architecture, organize, and make your CSS code reusable? If you answered with 'Yes' to most (we can forgive past sins with the Dreamweaver when you "were young and needed the money"), we might be a good match. You will be working directly with the founder (idea originator) - Product Architect and UX strategist to bring UI and interactions to

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    ...really need someone that can take the creativity to the next level. Our Guarantees are as follows #1 "The Airborne Difference" (this represents all 6 guarantees) Logo Needed that reprThe Airborne Difesents all of the below guarantees. (We would like this logo to look like an official badge possibly with pilots wings) All of the following are unique

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    ...to write a 5-paragraph essay explaining this in such a way that he won't be able to refute the evidence. Feel free to be comedic and over-the-top: this is only meant to be a joke, after all. However, an approach of seriousness may also be quite humorous since the context is already a funny context. I would like the bidder to be a fan of My Little Pony

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    Episerver Web Designer S'est terminé left

    i'd like very joke. if you can't have joke with me, DONT APPLY! Need a talented designer to create a lead generation landing page on a Episerver website. Similar to this: [se connecter pour voir l'URL]

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    ...[se connecter pour voir l'URL] Such specimen is too skinny and rather ugly, even scary. Since this will be used in an elaborate joke, it needs to have a funny look. https://www.freelancer.com/projects/animation/Scene-Depicting-Dog-Leash-Man/?w=f#/details Your goal is to convert that model in something as

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    Schaumburg Tshirt S'est terminé left

    I am looking to get tshirts made for a work trip. We have this ongoing joke how Schaumburg(where our office is) is only made up of chain restaurants. I wanted to get a cartoon image made (and eventually put on a t shirt)representing a handful of chain restaurants in schaumburg similar to the attached image.

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    ...resolution version of this available. I'm looking for someone to recreate this at a higher resolution. I'm not looking for a pixel perfect recreation just something that gets the joke across and is similar in style to the original - corner cutting is allowed. My very limited ImageJ measuring puts it at around 20x26 inches but I'm not the expert. Ideally

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    We need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shin chan. We required to make comdey skits like 1)make jokes of 2) joke junkies We need a realistic animation of humans. We also need a tutorial videos how you make videos.

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