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Launching a new ADULT gag gift company and looking for help to create the following: Company Logo: The company is called Sniff Gifts and we mail fake used undergarments for men & women) ****LOOK AT for inspiration*** Insta gram logo TikTok logo Shopify logo / banner A 3.5 x 5 double sided post card (front side with a funny meme and a couple of words) (back side: 2x2 blank area to post a sticker and some words) Mailing labels: 1st one: 4x6 with a female (animated style) body with lace panties on 2nd one: a male (animated style) body with a jockstrap on. Company logo / website something about used undergarments. 2” circle sticker “worn by (multiple names) for 72 hours” Hunter, Aid...

La idea es una agencia dedicada a traer clientes a Miami, aprovechando las ventajas de conocer en profundidad el sector turístico de la zona y así ofrecer servicios de calidad a precios muy ventajosos.

Due to crowds, I really want to outsource my Instagram account. Are you creative, funny and do you know how to get things done? Are you aware of the latest trends and # in the field of Instagram? Then contact us directly. I am looking for someone who keeps the agreements. A long-term partnership.

I want to make a short (3 min?) whiteboard video for my daughter's wedding. It is meant to be funny. I would provide the script and the narration. I would also indicate what type of drawing I want and where (with your help). I want the simplest (least expensive) type of drawing. my budget is $1200. Is this job to small for you?

We are starting a small satirical website that will host articles on various topics ranging from politics, business, society, health etc. The difference in this case is that the website will consist (officially) only of satirical postings with lies, fake news, and misinformation (and of course will also be labelled as such). These blog posts shall cover contemporary issues, need to be written in a funny, logical and easy to read language. All proposed blog posts will be checked using plagiarism engines. Once the blog post has been checked for plagiarism, accepted as posting, language checked / improved, the intellectual rights on the blog post are being transferred to us for official posting on the website. Articles typically shall consist of 1&#...

Looking for an experience discord user to help me with creating a great place for the community to join and stay. You will need to be an expert at the following: - Discord bots (giveaway, verification, moderation) - Discord server management - Discord server growth - Posting memes/funny images related to our project Please write GOTIT at start of your bid

I want a writer who writes a funny story for hindi short films. Note-- original stories not a copy version . With creative dialogues..

just draw me a cool stick figure win free money lol, idrc just make it funny.

furniture building, woodworking, cabinet making and furniture repair blog content. Funny original and engaging. Containing 6 major key words and about 50 correlated key words.

We are getting married in july 0f 2022 and we would like to send our invites digitally since we have a very international crowd. We both live in NYC, I am french and my husband is egyptian and we will get married in morocco., our guests will come from 4-5 different countries. We want a unique invite that is modern and cool, nothing too traditional, funny and original. Please show me your portfolio and style and let's brainstorm ideas. I can send pictures of us and/or more things related to us

We want you to create 3 lovely pictures of dogs or cats in funny situations or unique environment. Such as dog with sunglasses for example. These motives are intended to be printed on coffeecups as give aways. Here in Germany people love dogs and cats companions - so please avoid any kind of violence or force. No handicaped / hurted animals or distressed animals. If you choose a master from pixabay or other free of charge pic providers, you have to modify it significant. Otherwise we are not allowed to public it. If you are not sure, that the backround is really a nice part of the scene, please knock out the background (png expected), so we can create our own background. In case of more than one useful series, we will award more than one designer.

we have social media pages for a website and need some post-videos for our social media. we're on facebook and instagram. This website is very fun to use would like that to come across in the short videos. 35-30 seconds if that. we have a few on there already to give you an idea. When people record a message, and they mess up and have to re-record it is quite funny web site is if there good could order quite a few

...from actors (male or female) with funny bone and with no inihibitions on putting their face to the videos. Planning this project as a starter to create a couple of videos of 5 minutes each based on specific script that i have written. If the work is good, there is scope for longer term work. Things i am looking at: 1. Passionate about acting. 2. Has a funny bone or can make people laught. 3. Indian background as content is for Indian audience. 4. Ability to speak multiple languages - Hindi, English at a minimum and additional local languages - tamil, telugu etc will given higher priority. 5. Ability to provide creative inputs to the script given and be able to innovate. 6. Should be shoot high quality content with excellent camera. Scripts a...

Hello! I'm looking for someone that can re-write my script. The script is basically a rough draft. I'm looking for someone that can enhance the writing, add more naturality, originality, new insights, and overall make the writing better. I mostly cover topics such as videogame graphics, mods, physics, etc. I'm looking for native English speakers only. Creative, smart, and funny people. This is all for a youtube channel, try to keep that in mind. If you are interested please be a native US speaker and send a previous work example.

Project details - Create 9 -12 minute movie summaries and add funny engaging lines as needed. Deliverables - Do 2 scripts a week. Both being 1600 to 1900 words Pay - Pay will start at $30, but increase in pay will be made available as channel grows Sample - Do a 100 word sample of the first 10 minutes of the movie “50 first dates” - This will not be paid for and will be a part of your application Please put your favorite fruit at the top of your application.

...We are searching for a Freelancer or developer that can develop a NFT Game (P2E), "Fantastical land of Lamb World". What is this game? Player are the Chosen One, and the world of Fantastical land of Lamb World is calling you. Are you ready to plunge into this fantasy world? So, the dark force is back. You have to take on the role of a powerful lord who will enter into an unequal battle against the forces of darkness. It’s time to build your own county, recruit legendary heroes, and train epic dragons! This is a unique RPG game that unleashes the potential of dragons and heroes through a classic match 3 puzzle game to fearlessly fight enemies. You are ready? Let’s reveal the secret of Lamb World! What is Fantastical land ...

We are therapeutic adjustable bed company based in Australia. We are looking for an eye catching image of an adjustable bed. It could be made to look like a funny robotic character or simply just an image that grabs peoples attention. An adjustable bed shape made out of feathers or clouds etc Be creative as possible.

I am a realtor and am looking for a fun St. Patrick Day card to send to my clients. I include a scratch ticket in the card. I have attached a photo of a house if you could photoshop something fun on it for the cover of the card like a rainbow and a pot of gold. Front text: If you are Lucky... Inside text: Your next house will be on us! May the "Luck of the Irish be yours throughout this year!" Happy St. Patricks Day Cheers, Kim and Christina Inside I would like to use either the image of us together or us separate I can send a photo of my partner by herself. I would like a leprechaun outfit photoshopped on us. I am open to suggestions it is meant to be funny/cute.

This is a very simple project, but I need to get the propositions correct. Draw the OUTLINE in correct propositions. Il send the photos when we agree.

We need to make presentation our of the information in PPTX file. It should be easy and funny style, to attract youngsters of 16-20 y.o. Presentation should be made in colors of our logo (file attached) It can be one big page or separated pages, depends on your creativity.

story about Immigrant girl who moved to US at the age of 17. and her experiences thoughts the journey. break down life events of 10 years in 10-15 chapters. She has been thru culture shock, some funny, sad moments, homesick, weak and strong times, been involved in human trafficking, and hopefully with happy ending. based on a true story

Looking for someone active on Twitter & Instagram, that is very much understanding of American Black Male humor & interests. If you're interested in finding content for my meme page, I will need to evaluate the type of content you can find. Take a look at: Send me 5 memes that you think fit well with the page. Send me 3 videos (funny or interesting) that you think would fit well. Send them as links [I will be Ignoring applications that don't send the 8 links.]

Looking for a male writer to write reviews on my entertainment blog, must have a funny and creative mind and be able to write like a normal american dude. (cannot sound like phd or proffesor). There are over 100 (1000 word) reviews to do. my budget is 10-13 $ per 1000 words. Please do not post a offer if your rate is higher.

50 X 10 question funny personality test quizzes including an answer key

HI Melody i want funny personality traits quizzes for my website .Can u do that ? Give me your price for 50 quizzes test . Regards

We are Funny Hair () a kids hair salon located in Brasil – São Paulo. Funny here in Brasil means “enjoyable”. It´s a place where parents can go with their kids to have their haircut. Our plan is to have one webcam in every station to enable other family members to see and interact with the kids while they are on customer service. See more in Project Specifications file.

I would like a logo made for a new eco friendly clothing brand Ideas; Crazy, whacky animal faces. Fun Pig in a bun on its back Something funny that relates to eco friendly or sustainable or earth. Has to be eye catching and fun. I have uploaded images as inspiration for the project. Small project. Time to complete 24 hours

I am looking for a graphic design artist to be able to employ extreme (Clean) sense of humor to differentiate my brand from my competitors. Freelancers must use non copyrighted materials and give me a cost per completed piece. I have attached a copy of a couple of examples. Understanding of the American Culture is a necesity but not a requirements. I reserve the right to rejecvt any piece that I do not find appropriate or not to my taste or approval.

We would like a black and white drawing of funny animal group (e.g. farm, zoo) which children (up to 10 years of age) can color. It will be printed on a desk pad. The size is 2400x2400 pixels (approx. 20cm), of which only the lower right triangle may be used! See picture attached - only the white triangle! All used pictures must bee free of license violations! PLEASE DO NOT COPY PICTURES FROM OTHER USERS !!

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Creating funny 3d portraits of people

PLEASE READ: THIS JOB IS FOR FINDING VIRAL & INTERESTING BLACK AMERICAN CONTENT. YOU MUST ALREADY KNOW HOW TO FIND POPULAR CONTENT ON YOUR OWN! I am looking for someone to post on my Instagram page about Am...CONTENT. YOU MUST ALREADY KNOW HOW TO FIND POPULAR CONTENT ON YOUR OWN! I am looking for someone to post on my Instagram page about American Black Pop Culture. Your job will be to get the newest content of the day and post to Instagram. Can be memes, funny videos, new music, news, streetwear, etc. I also want to know your opinion on some content that I already post. When you apply, please tell me something that happened in Black Pop Culture this week. It can be anything. This will help me confirm if you keep up with the culture or if you are a spam application. ...

Hello, I would like to use this image as the cover of my album. But I would like you to either redraw it in digital format or use some kind of filter that would create that image of drawing. And here comes the funny part. I want you to add drawing to the picture of me firing a rocket out of the piano from the front and flames coming out of the back side. On the rocket, there should be "Central Groove Project" written on the rocket. In the word Groove, you can replace double o with cherries. If needed, for the purpose of better background, you can cut me out and place on some more suitable background. I will leave this to you. Thanks, Martin

I want to build a word search game. I want you to build UI in 3D design. I have the following design aspirations You also need to design game character reassemble to original person picture and add funny character animation based on different modes Like happy, sad, joy etc (I'll provide the list) I have the following character aspirations

ContactFYI is a contact list project. Please build a logo for this. Three sample ideas 1) Write FYI in a fancy, loud, funny, colorful way 2) Use Contact card as a icon to build the logo - You can write ContactFYI on the card itself as well 3) Use Rolodex as your icon to build the logo. 4) CF icon Thanks

We are creating a documentary about fatherhood in the Arab world and are looking for fun, funny, serious, touching, entertaining stories of fathers from around the Arab world. Filming should include interviews, Broll, Day in the life, Verité style footage and anything that will further tell the story of the father as well as establishing the environment they are from and living in. Language will be in Arabic. LOOKING FOR FATHER OF THE BRIDE STORIES We are looking for freelancers who will work closely together with our producer. Freelancer must send pitch, work w/ our producer to develop the pitch/treatment, and produce video. Deliverables: Pitch, Treatment, Raw Footage, notes about story, interview questions, etc. Raw Footage will be uploaded. YOU WILL ONLY DELIVE...

ok need 6days a week and with viceo call . and yoga dancing fitness pt stratching video 1. Michelle dance 2. clay thang fit yourube and so on and dancing funny it help your health too gmt 9 every about 5~10pm for 1 gp 35 dollar a month tell me how often you exercise in awee and want to make boby shape or healthimproment with fun ?

Looking for a male writer to write reviews on my entertainment blog, must have a funny and creative mind and be able to write like a normal american dude. (cannot sound like phd or proffesor). There are over 100 (1000 word) reviews to do. my budget is 10-13 $ per 1000 words. Please do not post a offer if your rate is higher.

Produce a 30 second video for selling my lead gen services to lawyers. We sell leads to lawyers of potential clients who need their help. Lawyers are terrible at marketing and waste too much money on PPC and trying to figure out online marketing. We spoon feed them clients at a cost of $10 to about $50 each lead. They should stop marketing and focus on what makes them money- which is practicing law. I’m looking for a funny 30 second ad for this service for lawyers. The humorous ad will be to try and convince lawyers to try my leads. I want to get lawyers to buy my leads. The website for more info is www.livelawleads.com. I want the ad to put a smile on someone’s face because it’s funny. Please submit your idea of wha...

I would like 12 peoples faces photoshopped onto a funny image as a silly family Portrait print for a gift pls. Is this something you could do before Xmas?

PLEASE READ: FOR THIS JOB YOU MUST ALREADY KNOW WHERE TO FIND TRENDY, VIRAL, & POTENTIALLY INTERESTING BLACK CONTENT. I AM NOT TEACHING YOU HOW TO FIND IT. I am looking for someone to post on my Instagram page about American Black Pop Cultur...WHERE TO FIND TRENDY, VIRAL, & POTENTIALLY INTERESTING BLACK CONTENT. I AM NOT TEACHING YOU HOW TO FIND IT. I am looking for someone to post on my Instagram page about American Black Pop Culture. Your job will be to get the newest content of the day and post to Instagram. Can be memes, funny videos, new music, news, streetwear, etc. When you apply, please tell me something that happened in Black Pop Culture this week. It can be anything. This will help me confirm if you keep up with the culture or if you are a spam applicatio...

Hi, I need to implement and make this working. The python code is also available here https://colab.research.google.com/github/robgon-art/ai-memer/blob/main/AI_Memer.ipynb#scrollTo=tue4pNRZYylc I need someone who's experienced with machine learning, tensor, pytorch, nvidia cuda, Your job is to have a call with me and help me setup and make this code working. You don't need to implement anything nor you need to write. You just need to tell me what to do.

Design a great christmas card. In the attachment you find a great example, but it can be more modern and FUNNY. You have to use the text Fijne kerstdagen en een gezond en inspirerend 2022. Hans en Marga Caalen Maijer Small contest, because I need the card fast.. I hope today :-)

I don't need a professional job. Animation lasting approximately 2 min. Create a bizarre animated cartoon a little obscene and Funny!

We have an established junk removal company looking to update our marketing material for our customers. Seeking to get a creative/eye catching brochure to provide to our clients for after completion of the jobs. With the brochure it will explain other services we offer, how to leave a review, etc. and any other creative things we can come up with. Although we take our business serious we would like a brochure that's somewhat lighthearted, (think Geico or Progressive commercials funny, and explains more of what we do in an easy way. We have color scheme of black,green,white, charcoal, and grays, but open to all ideas and creativity. Let's think outside the box as we are always trying to do so in our company. Look forward to working with some...

This voice over is cartoon comedy video hindi. And give me funny voice

I need someone to write 10-12 minut...need someone to write 10-12 minute summaries and analysis of movies. (approximately 1,500-1,800 words) EXACTLY like this example: Search “Cinema Summary” on Youtube Summarize the movie and add funny comments if need be Pay: $35 starting pay per video (not negotiable) - significant Bonuses relating to channel success WILL be available. Requirements: - write 2 scripts per week with ZERO delays - Do not do any movies that have been done by other channels such as Cinema Summary, Film Herald and Nerd Explains SAMPLE: must send a 200-word sample summarizing the first 10 minutes of the movie "The Pyramid" as a trial. I will NOT pay for your sample, this is part of your job application. What is your favorite color?...

I need someone to write 8-12 minute summaries and analysis of movies. (approximately 1,300-1,800 words) EXACTLY like this example: Search “Flix Recap” on Youtube Summarize the movie and add funny comments if need be Pay: $30 starting pay per video (not negotiable) - significant Bonuses relating to channel success WILL be available. Requirements: - write 2 scripts per week with ZERO delays SAMPLE: must send a 200-word sample summarizing the first 10 minutes of the movie "The 40 Year old Virgin" as a trial. I will NOT pay for your sample, this is part of your job application. What is your favorite color? - put it at the top of your application.

...am the CEO of Mister Deaf Bear International for Pageant of contestants. I am looking for someone who can redesign a logo. a current logo looks a little funny. they did make a design for my logo Mister Deaf Bear International but the people said not like its logo look funny. so I want the silhouette of the bodybuilder and the globe next to it. You see my logo which is now very flat dro, doesn't show body shape. There is a bodybuilder man in the logo and a globe. I want to keep that concept. Similar concept logo but keep a Gold color if cant it then can change color. that is fine with me. I want you to change the color or redesign the logo and make it look more professional. A redesign would look better Kindl...